All of the ridiculous phrases made by men these days came to mind. Like a brewing storm my irritation level began to grow. My fingers began to type “I brought a dictionary” was my response. Of course I added he should not be concerned with what I was BRINGING to the table, but more concerned with what he had to offer. There was no response. At this point all of the statements I had heard men make in the past began to cloud my mind, along with how I would like to respond.
“WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE?” Whatever you wanted at the table you should have already possessed, or apparently you didn’t desire it that bad. If a man is asking such a question he is looking for somebody to split bills with aka a broke man. I am not Beyoncé I have no plans on upgrading anybody.
“I DON’T CHASE WOMEN” of course you don’t you probably chase men, or are too damn lazy to chase anything including a job. You would have to actually chase a woman to get to know her, perhaps you could have figured out what she brought to the table. Instead you are now trying to figure out what the next woman brings while you explain to her why your relationship is “COMPLICATED”.
Your relationship is not complicated you are merely too lazy to get a second job so you don’t have to rely upon her income. You would rather stay in a loveless relationship and cheat. Oh my favorite is “NO DRAMA”. Why would you think there would be drama? Could it be that you are distant, lack communication skills or a cheater? Hmmm, if drama ensued every relationship prior to him meeting the next woman, I am going to make an educated guess on this equation, the drama queen is him.
Last but not least is the old sob story teller/punk, this is a speech not just a statement “I LOVED THIS WOMAN, I TREATED HER LIKE A QUEEN, I BOUGHT HER BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. ALL I EXPECTED HER TO DO WAS BLAH, BLAH. SHE BETRAYED ME BY BEING ON SITES TALKING TO OTHER MEN”. When did talking to men become cheating? Sounds like a case of low self-esteem. How do you expect a woman to love/respect/care for you when you don't love/respect/care for yourself? Yes, forgive me lord for I was petty.